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"I never kiss the ass of a mere mortal." M. Green 2007

"You are only a mere mortal." M. Green 2007

Orgasms ain't just for "men."

According to the KJV BIble:

Man is the head of the woman.

Woman is the head of the man.

Do you need a sex change operation performed upon you?

That way, you can finally be what you really are.

I ain't offering to pay for it either.

Man is never the head of the woman or the household because "he" can never be a real man, and usually "he" is too lazy to work, so the money is never his that he wants to spend. If the man don't work then "he" is never the "boss" or to be respected. He is merely a freeloader who probably abuses children. If he don't work, then his name should never be mentioned on any tax returns. All men are women in their heads. That is why they expect to be mollycoddled.

Man is never the head of the woman.

Man would forget where his own head was or that he even had one if woman did not remind him. If woman did not goad man she would never get him off his buttocks.

According to a different version of the Bible:

Woman was created to teach man.

The reason being was that he still did not know where his own ass was.

A dildo or vibrator is much cheaper to maintain. They need less space for themselves. They never scream, steal, cheat or abuse you, or ignore you, they are there when you need them.

Man only ever thinks with his little head,

the one at the end of his penis (cock).

He is merely a sperm bank on legs.

He is never made for companionship

nor does he ever deserve any.

He never should never see any money.

He should never manage any monetary affairs.

He should never have any authority.

He never has any authority anyway.

He should buy his own clothes.

He should never get the expensive car to drive.

He should never be mollycoddled.

He should be forced to grow up.

He will never grow up alone or with any of the help of his "buddies." His buddies are less useful than he is.

His family will never be of any assistence in this area because they had to force him to leave their nest because he would never behave reponsibly enough or adult enough. His family is less useful than he is.

Men will never be men.

Men have never been men.

Men never wear pants.

Men are prima donnas.

Men are always babies.

Men never deserve love.

Men never deserve compassion.

Men never deserve to be protected.

Men never deserve an orgasm.

Men never deserve a place to live.

Men never deserve a home.

Men are never the boss.

Men are never managers.

Men never deserve to be mollycoddled.

Men never need access to your wallet.

Men never deserve money.

Men never deserve a career.

Men are hatemongers.

Men are too stupid to pay their own debts.

Men are bitches. (Would you like to be my bitch?)

Men are only little girls.

Men are fruitcakes (homosexual).

The only good men are dead or dying.

The head of their penis/pee-bob/wee-wee/cock is the only head that men ever think with.

There are other translations of the Bible...

One definition of "bible" is: any book.

Would you finally learn to read if I stuck one up your ass?

Would you like one stuck up your ass with some Ben-Gay on it?

Author: M. Green 2007

Vengeance is mine... M. Green 2007

The last person that claimed to be the Jesus Christ, was crucified with two thieves.

Then he went to Hell and never came out.

"I never worship with you." M. Green 2007

" I am never joining your cult." M. Green 2007

"I never join cults." M. Green 2007

"You are never older than me." M. Green 2007

"You are never my family." M. Green 2007

"I never join your cult." M. Green 2007

"You are never educated." M. Green 2007

Holes...

Another hole bites the dust...

To all the holes who've gone before...

Jerry "The" Falwell, -2007 , (creepy crawly, creepy crawly), the Queen of the Reich, faster pussycat ( he's being a pussy as fast as he can) So are most or all of you. Your actions speak louder than your words which you should never speak aloud anyway.

Ruth "The" Graham, -2007, missionary, it's the only position they know

Sigmund "the" Freud, he has "pussy envy",moron

Carl Jung, student of the pussy envying moron

Karl "The" Marx, 1818-1883, communist

Vladimir "The" Lenin, 1820-1924, communist

Adolph "The" Hitler,1889-1945, fascist

Martin Luther "The" King

Sirhan "The" Sirhan,assasin

Mark David "The" Chapman,assasin

Jesus "The" Christ

Jehovah (Yahweh) "The" god

Fred "The" Vaught, moronic prude & child abuser

Mrs. Fred "The" Vaught, moronic prude & thief

Robert "The" Green, moronic prude

Jill "The" Green, moronic prude

John "The" Paul

Billy "The" Sunday, 1862-1935

Fannie "The" Pluris

Benito "The" Mussolini

Saddam "The" Hussein

Joseph "The" Smith, 1805-1844

John "The" Wayne, sexist bitch

Malcolm "The" X

The authors of the "Holy" Bible

every past Archbishop of "The" Canterbury

the 12 "apostles"

Jim "The" Jones, screamed from behind "his" poison pulpit, poisoner

David "The" Koresh, idiot

Ayatollah "The" Khomeni

Joan "The" Crawford

Jeffrey "The" Dahmer

Steven "Doug" "The" Williams, abuser, asshole, drug addict, master of mismanagement.

perhaps everyone else that has ever died...

Another one bites the dust...

Who've travelled in and out our door...

(Some of the above are in holes 6 feet deep...)

Good riddance to bad rubbish...

Guess what kind of holes they were...

fecal: of feces, of shit.

anus: 1. lower end of the alimentary canal 2. anal passage. 3. butthole

buttocks: 1. derriere 2.bum 3. ass 4. butt

black widow: a black spider with red underneath: the female has a poisonous bite and eats it's mate.

vagina: 1. a hole. 2.pussy 3. cunt 4.snatch 5. female genitalia

creep: to move with the body close to the ground, as on knees and hands. 2. to move stealthily or slowly. 3. to grow along the ground or a wall, as ivy. 4. an annoying or disgusting person.

bad: 1. not good; not as it should be. 2. inadequate or unfit 3. unfavorable 4.rotten or spoiled. 5. incorrect or faulty. 6a. wicked; immoral b. mischievous 7. cool

cool: 1. moderately cold. 2. not excited; composed. 3. showing dislike or indifference. 4. calmly bold. 5. without exagerration. 6. very good. 7. dispassionate.

rubbish: 1. any material thrown away. 2. nonsense.

grave: 1. a hole. 2. a hole in the ground in which to bury a dead body. 3. ANY burial place. 4. death 5. mausoleum: a large imposing tomb.

mouth: 1. upper end of the alimentary canal. 2. a hole 3. pie hole.

I am the stag of seven tines (tynes).

"Your village called, their idiot is missing..." unknown

666...

The "Phantom of the Opera" was here...

"I am the ghost of Christmas past, you can kiss your own little ass." M. Green 2007

Dr. Frankenstein was here...

Another "Doc" Holiday was here...

"You bitches are all frigid." M. Green 2007

"You are never an evangelist." M. Green2007

"You are never my elder." M. Green 2007

Our Church * Any where I say * US * 0u812

I have access to other web sites...

"Rock and roll music ain't ever noise pollution." M. Green 2007

I hope you read this and it pisses you off.

Contact me at: dragkingaswell @yahoo.co.uk.com

Hate mail will be round filed after I laugh at it.

I am the webmaster of this site but that doesn't necessarily mean that I am the only one with access to it or that I get to approve everything that goes on it. I don't necessarily have regular access to a computer to access it and assess the contents.

I may not necessarily approve or agree with everything on this site (or any other). I just may not have had time to access this one to repair it.

I ain't necessarily willing to be blamed for what somebody else did to this site or any other. This site ain't necessarily hacker proof.

I ain't necessarily going to always use proper spelling, punctuation or grammar merely because you say so, think so, expect it or want it.

Author: M. Green 2007