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Why would I follow you little goddess worshippers?
I had to borrow one of the nine lives of my cat.
I am the only "knight in shining armor" that will or has ever come to my rescue.
I will be my own "knight in shining armor." I can afford me.
Here is a picture of Reverend Dave Thomas, the pastor for our church. Dave has been here for the past fifteen years. His dedication
to his faith and to the church is a strength that we all benefit from. Dave is married and has two wonderful daughters.
My "father" is a drug addict, drunken bum and a whore.
My "mother" is a drug addict, drunken bum and a whore.
I restore old cars for a living.
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Shirley Turtle is the head secretary for the church. She was a member for twenty-five years before becoming part of the staff.
Shirley always has a smile on her face, and plays a vital role in our daily activities. She has been married for thirty years
and has three children and one new grandson.
Size matters.
I am the stag of seven tines (tynes).
Would you like a practicing Satanist up your ass?
I have a vibrator/dildo with your name on it.
I am more of a man than you ever are, have been or will be.
Stick a vibrator/dildo up your ass.
Stick your "church" up your ass.
Stick your pussy "god" up your ass.
You bitches have never learned any courtship rituals nor will you ever.
Stick your pussy husband up your ass.
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Why would I practice the goddess religion that you practice? Why would I worship your bitch/goddess
with you?
Would you like the "man in black" up your ass?
I am the "man in black." I am more of a man than you ever have been or ever will be. Would you like a Bible
up your ass? I am the stag of seven tines (tynes). Stick your bitch religion up your ass/anus/rectum. Your bitch religion
is always stupid, has always been stupid and will always be stupid. I have some ben-wa balls with your name on them.
Stick some ben-wa balls up your ass. Stick your bitch "god" up your ass.
Dana Patton is another long-time member of our staff. She is in charge of all the financial duties for the church, including
paying the bills, collections, fund raising, and community service. Dana enjoys reading in her spare time.
Would you like a gerbil up your ass?
anus: rectum
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